Poor Country Pakistan.Why?

>>"Pakistanis are poor but Pakistan is not a poor country", says one of the Swiss
>>Bank Directors.   He says that "28 trillions (28,000,000,000,000) of Pak Rupees
>>are deposited in Swiss Banks which can be used for:
>> *     "tax free" budgets for 30 years.
>>>
>>>*     Can give 6o million jobs to all Pakistan .
>>>
>>>*     Constructing 4 lane roads from any village to  Islamabad .
>>>
>>>*     Ensure forever free supply to more than 500 social projects.
>>>
>>>*     Financial Assistance of Rs. 20,000 per month to every citizen for 60
>>>years.
>>>
>>>
>>>*     Disbanding the need of World Bank and IMF loans.
>>>
>>>
>>>Think how our money is stolen and blocked by rich corrupt politicians and
>>>bureaucrats.   We have full right against these corrupt politicians and
>>>bureaucrats.
>>>
>>>Don't ignore and forgive corruption at any level in our country.
>>>
>>>Iss message koe itna forward karo kay poora PAKISTAN  parhay aur jaag utthay.
>>>
>>>Please take it seriously.   If you can forward jokes, then why not this?   Be a
>>>responsible citizen.

Joke to release your tension......

A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here." The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese". "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg. In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship." Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same." ( This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain )

Innocent Wife.........

Innocent Wife

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says,' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'  The driver says, 'Gee, officer, I had it on cruise controlat 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating. '  Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly, dear -- you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.'  As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls,  'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once !! ?'  The wife smiles demurely and says, 'Well dear you should be thankful your radardetector went off when it did or your speed would have been higher.'  As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, 'Woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?'  The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine.'  The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see, officer, I had it on, but I took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.'  The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving.'  And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket, the driver turns to his wife and barks,   'WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??'  The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?'                 (I love this part) 'Only when he's been drinking !!!

"Youth And Education"

"EDUCATION" is a power through which any-one can build himself even his NATION...So it is an "IMPORTANT MESSAGE" for "OUR YOUTH" that "Keep LEARNING MORE AND MORE EDUCATION and BUILD UP HIMSELF According to THIS WORLD"